Do you pay more or the same for dwarf actors ( Read more... )

If a guy named Paul dies and you're asked to help carry his casket, does that make you a 'Paulbearer'?

Is there one company that makes those giant ceremonial checks, or is it something you can get at any print shop if you ask? (Kinda like how you have to order a hot fudge waffle sundae at Canter's, even though it's not on the menu ( Read more... )

With my cube-neighbors listening to "Sweeney Todd" (Broadway Cast Version, not the film soundtrack, thank goodness), I have to ponder:

Between "Sweeney Todd", "Eating Raoul", "Scotland, PA", and even "Soylent Green" I have to wonder why in all these films where people eat other people (whether they know it or not) we're always really tasty ( Read more... )

...you're conducting a phone interview with Napster and they ask you to describe yourself in one word. Your answer?

"Plastics."

(It's not as funny when you have to explain it.)